luckystar
Registered: 06/13/09
Posts: 76
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Reply with quote | #16 |
....you watch 2 chipmunks sqabbling over something only to realize they have the almond from the candy you put out & then see them find another making for 2 happy animals!!
....you spend time picking out your next order on spellmaker & waiting for the day to come to order it- oops maybe that's just me.
...you have gone from a shower person to long warm baths & look forward to this time.
...you discover that you are finally getting the best sleep in years because your love doll is next to you
...you have an incredible network of friends that only build you & keep you focus(thank you thank you)
...you rush home letting nothing stand in your way of getting that package!!
...your friends wonder what's up with soo many candles??
...you find that posting this has just boosted your confidence that not all is lost.
love to all
LS
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shewolf
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 69
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Reply with quote | #17 |
...you would rather be gang-raped by Hell's Angels than iron a shirt, yet you know four different ways to get candle wax out of an altar cloth.
...and on that same note, you know you should really buy stock in the company that makes Goo Gone!
...you've never smoked in your life, yet you know where all the best local cigar lounges and tobacco shops are. ...you're spotted in the rum aisle of the liquor store, toting enough booze to supply a frat house for a month and muttering "one for me, one for Ogoun, one for me, one for Papa Legba..."
...your kitchen table has been covered by the same cheap vinyl tablecloth for 2 years, yet you turn into a "Lean, Mean Spending Machine" whenever your favorite department store has table linens on sale.
...your neighbors hear you shriek at the dog, "NO, PHANTOM, DON'T PEE ON THAT TREE, THAT'S WHERE I LEFT PAPA'S CANDY!!!!!"
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gumamela143
Registered: 08/02/09
Posts: 24
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Reply with quote | #18 |
Quote: ...your neighbors hear you shriek at the dog, "NO, PHANTOM, DON'T PEE ON THAT TREE, THAT'S WHERE I LEFT PAPA'S CANDY!!!!!"
You made me laugh my head off with this statement. My co-worker just gave me this weird look. LOL. 
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shewolf
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 69
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Reply with quote | #19 |
Believe it or not, it really is a concern for me. One of Phantom's many nicknames is "The Mad Pisser"!!! He feels he has to, um, "sign the guestbook" wherever he goes. I specifically chose my favorite "offering tree" because it's the one tree in the yard that the dogs can't get to so easily! 
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